I got the candy teeth today, readers. You know, the "tenderness" in the teeth after a night of particularly involved candy consumption?
Yeah, I went Haribos, Sour Patch and SweeTarts. Those who truly eat candy know that Haribos' tough waxy exterior alone can give you the teeth-hurt; add SweeTart crunching and the sour of the Patch Kids (also a classic hurtener, in excess), and I got me the candy teeth.
Soft dishes for dinner tonight.